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12 Days of a Parkinson’s Christmas

December 7, 2020 By: PerkyParkie16 Comments

I felt that maybe instead of doing my regular blog post, that I would add to my growing Christmas collection because hey, life has been a bit wonky lately. With California going back into stay-at-home restrictions due to COVID, I thought we would all benefit from a smile and little dab of holiday cheer. Merry Christmas and stay safe!

On the first day of Christmas
my Parkinson’s gave to me;
a masked face with shuffling feet

On the second day of Christmas
my Parkinson’s gave to me;
2 Ridged hands
and a masked face with shuffling feet

On the third day of Christmas
my Parkinson’s gave to me;
3 Drips of drool
2 Ridged hands
and a masked face with shuffling feet

On the fourth day of Christmas
my Parkinson’s gave to me;
4 Naps a day
3 Drips of drool
2 Ridged hands
and a masked face with shuffling feet

On the fifth day of Christmas
my Parkinson’s gave to me;
5 Trips and falls
4 Naps a day
3 Drips of drool
2 Ridged hands
and a masked face with shuffling feet

On the sixth day of Christmas
my Parkinson’s gave to me;
6 Multi-tasking
5 Trips and falls
4 Naps a day
3 Drips of drool
2 Ridged hands
and a masked face with shuffling feet

On the seventh day of Christmas
my Parkinson gave to me:
7 Bouts of constipation
6 Multi-tasking
5 Trips and falls
4 Naps a day
3 Drips of drool
2 Ridged hands
and a masked face with shuffling feet

On the eighth day of Christmas
my Parkinson’s gave to me;
8 Hallucinations
7 Bouts of constipation
6 Multi-tasking
5 Trips and falls
4 Naps a day
3 Drips of drool
2 Ridged hands
and a masked face with shuffling feet

On the ninth day of Christmas
my Parkinson’s gave to me;
9 Tremoring hours
8 Hallucinations
7 Bouts of constipation
6 Multi-tasking
5 Trips and falls
4 Naps a day
3 Drips of drool
2 Ridged hands
and a masked face with shuffling feet

On the tenth day of Christmas
my Parkinson’s gave to me;
10 Limbs a Leaping
9 Tremoring hours
8 Hallucinations
7 Bouts of constipation
6 Multi-tasking
5 Trips and falls
4 Naps a day
3 Drips of drool
2 Ridged hands
and a masked face with shuffling feet

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my Parkinson’s gave to me;
11 Pills a poppin’
10 Limbs a Leaping
9 Tremoring hours
8 Hallucinations
7 Bouts of constipation
6 Multi-tasking
5 Trips and falls
4 Naps a day
3 Drips of drool
2 Ridged hands
and a masked face with shuffling feet

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my Parkinson’s gave to me;
12 Restless nights
11 Pills a poppin’
9 Tremoring hours
8 Hallucinations
7 Bouts of constipation
6 Multi-tasking
5 Trips and falls
4 Naps a day
3 Drips of drool
2 Ridged hands
and a masked face with shuffling feet

Click here to read my ‘Twas the night before a Perky Parkie Christmas”

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Comments

  1. Joe says

    December 12, 2020 at 7:34 PM

    Oh, how I needed this laugh! Thanks! Have a blessed Christmas!

    Reply
    • PerkyParkie says

      December 13, 2020 at 8:37 PM

      Joe, Happy to hear it gave you a laugh! Happy Holidays!

      Reply
  2. Shannan says

    December 8, 2020 at 12:59 PM

    Merry Christmas! 40th birthday coming up… my 40’s will be better than my 30’s…..30’s started PD symptoms, then diagnosis, then DBS last year and DBS revision this year. The only good thing about my 30’s was the blessing of my daughter in 2016 and she’s the strength that keeps me going some days…and to hear her say bedtime prayers and pray for her mommy to feel better each day and God you can do it! It’s amazing! Wishing all of the PD community a safe, and happy New Year!!!!

    Reply
    • PerkyParkie says

      December 8, 2020 at 7:10 PM

      Shannan,

      It’s great to hear that you’re doing well! Cheers to a happy and safe New Year!

      Reply
    • Eileen says

      December 12, 2020 at 8:23 AM

      What is a DBS Revision? I had very successful DBS surgery in 2016.

      Reply
  3. john bennett says

    December 8, 2020 at 10:38 AM

    Another great Perky post! Merry Christmas, Perky .:)

    Reply
    • PerkyParkie says

      December 8, 2020 at 10:54 AM

      Thank you, John! Merry Christmas to you too!

      Reply
      • GERARDO olivares says

        December 21, 2020 at 12:03 AM

        Extraordinary post merry Christmas perky

        Reply
  4. Lou Troise says

    December 7, 2020 at 1:16 PM

    It’s a good thing there are only Twelve Days of Christmas.

    Merry Christmas from Lou and Sue. We sure miss Rock Steady boxing and you.

    Reply
    • PerkyParkie says

      December 7, 2020 at 2:53 PM

      Hi Lou and Sue! Miss you guys too! Thanks for reading my blog!

      Reply
  5. Wendy-B says

    December 7, 2020 at 12:44 PM

    haha I love it, made me have a chuckle, especially 10 Limbs a Leaping .. pills must have worked because they weren’t on the 12th night *wink*

    Reply
  6. george p says

    December 7, 2020 at 12:35 PM

    Well written. I really appreciate your unique perspectives..

    Reply
    • PerkyParkie says

      December 7, 2020 at 2:55 PM

      George, Thank you!

      Reply
  7. Vera says

    December 7, 2020 at 12:21 PM

    What about the stiff lips that won’t let me talk? Lol haahaha

    Reply
    • PerkyParkie says

      December 7, 2020 at 2:54 PM

      Vera,

      That’s a good one! Missed that!

      Reply

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I am a medical anomaly, advocate for people, freakishly smart, believer of unicorns, self-proclaimed addict of frozen yogurt, secretly a ninja, and personally planning the assassination of Barbie...Oh and I have Parkinson's disease. If I could describe myself in one sentence, I wouldn't be blogging!

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